The Do’s And Dont’s Of Halloween Hookups
Spooky pumpkins? Check. Silly costumes? Check. Spiked punch? Check. Anything goes? Double check. These are some of the unwritten rules of Halloween, and while you know what most of them are, let us explain what we meant by ‘anything goes’.
October 31st is always a day – or better yet, night – when it’s easy to get caught up in the positive attitude only to hook up with some chick in a semi-provocative costume. We aren’t saying this is necessarily a bad thing, but you might want to know what you can and cannot do before this happens.
The ‘Go For It’
That’s why it’s ok to use a girl’s costume as a conversation starter – if it looks even barely decent on her, let her know it.
Don’t be surprised if a chick’s Halloween outfit is making her much more attractive to you than she normally is.
This isn’t strange at all, as we aren’t living in medieval times anymore – people do what they feel like now, and so should you.
The ‘Absolute No-No’
Now that you know what’s OK, here are the things that are definitely not OK.
First off, never-ever assume that a girl isn’t going to mind harassment just because she’s wearing a sultry costume. Sexy cop, sexy nurse, sexy teacher, it doesn’t matter – don’t be the guy that gets the wrong idea, because it backfires in 99.9% of the time.
Next up is drinking. It’s fine to loosen up a bit with the beverages you can find, but it’s not fun for anyone if you get completely smashed on Jaegerbombs. Trust us, don’t do it.
Last, but most certainly not least, is protection. If you’re planning on hooking up on Halloween, make sure you stash some condoms somewhere in your costume. You never know what’s gonna happen, but it’s better to protect yourself from the spells of an evil witch than for your poor decisions to come back and haunt you. Get it?